Monday, April 7, 2008

Breaking News

I bought another pair of pants.
Now I have two.
Posted by Big Green at 1:59 PM

11 comments:

  1. JayveeApril 7, 2008 at 3:00 PM

    maybe you should try a skirt? That way DD workers won't assume you're a man.. actually you can just be a man in drag.

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  2. SandyApril 7, 2008 at 3:47 PM

    oh man jackie is totally taking this to the hole. this is AWESOME.

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  3. theDootzApril 7, 2008 at 4:00 PM

    Big Green is the embodiment of femininity and grace. These workers must have wonkey eyes to think otherwise. If she were to be seen wearing a glued-on beard and a tuxedo, first thoughts would go to bearded-lady, not gentleman. I challenge anyone who thinks otherwise to a duel.

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  4. theDootzApril 7, 2008 at 4:04 PM

    And for the record, my boyfriend can relate to this situation. Often we've been at dinner and a waiter will say, "enjoy ladies." Let's set the record straight people...

    Short hair DOES NOT = DUDE
    Long hair DOES NOT = LADY

    My man has a beard for god sake!

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  5. Big GreenApril 7, 2008 at 4:37 PM

    the dootz: you have my back, and so I have yours. If you scratch/crack my back, same rules apply.

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  6. JayveeApril 7, 2008 at 4:44 PM

    you don't play nice...

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  7. Big GreenApril 7, 2008 at 4:45 PM

    From jayvee at o' 4:something...
    Maybe [dootz' boyfriend] should date [Big Green]? That way each sex will be represented at all times.

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  8. theDootzApril 7, 2008 at 4:47 PM

    Jayvee, you are clearly one of the wonky-eyed bastards to which I referred above.

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  9. Big GreenApril 7, 2008 at 4:47 PM

    on that note: don't you like the word Wonky? Cause I do.

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  10. theDootzApril 7, 2008 at 4:49 PM

    It's one of my faves...hence my double usage on this comment thread.

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  11. JayveeApril 7, 2008 at 4:49 PM

    no. wonky makes me think of paris hilton -- cause bloggers refer to her as wonk-eyed. Can I use paris hilton's name?

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