Nope

I keep abreast of sales on top designer fashions via email promotions like "Shop it To Me." I'm a Marc Jacobs fan, and I'm usually thrilled to scan his discounted items, which I still cannot afford. A girl can dream can't she? Well today, I got an email blast. I give you...

The Wavelength Print Jacket:

It is only $243.60 (originally $348.00) and from what I can tell, it is the ugliest garment I have ever seen. A zebra striped, tuxedo jacket, 80's cut and sized.

Editor's note: "Email blast" is a decidedly filthy term. As in "I'm gonna email blast all over your inbox."