This morning, when I took our new puppy, Sam Pancake, out for a scamper, he ran under my Ugg and I kicked him. He winced and I felt horrible, but he was back hopping again in no time.
When I told AP that I'd kicked our puppy, he asked, "Purposefully?"
He wasn't being sarcastic.
What's that about? Do you guys think I would maliciously kick
this breakfast bite?
If I had that guy at my house I'd be like CHOMP CHOMP and eat him in TWO BITES. TWO BITE DOG.
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