Get a Load of Me!

I've picked underdogs for tonight's games, so I had to show off my tentative domination while I still have the chance.

Though I expect my reign to be short lived, I am ruling my bracket like Henry viii. I've made bitches out of my competitors and, with each win, I further dissolve the Catholic church. I'm a heretical sports fan. Kiss my ring.

[Conversely, note our loyal reader, The Dootz, couldn't be doing worse.]