Vomitus, the grievous god of the morning multivitamin has struck again. Why do you make me feel so pukey when all I want is for you to help my body be strong and sexy? I feel your wrath especially when I'm on the subway. I long for the day that you do it with one of Zeus' many ladies and he takes you out thunderbolt style.
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Oh the horror of the multivitamin! Can someone please explain why a little pill that is supposed to do so much good can feel so horrible? And, no, it's not because I take it on an empty stomach. One would think a bowl of cereal or even an egg sandwich would be sufficient. But noooo...unless I've eaten a 12-course buffet the little bastard kills me. I share your pain, sister.
ReplyDeleteSorry for my lengthy rant. The nausea this causes makes me violent.
A note of advice: eat some crackers or something before taking that Airborne stuff. Just trust me on this.
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