- Corn Syrup,
- Confectioner’s Glaze,
- Natural and Artificial Flavors,
- Artificial Colors,
- Egg Whites,
- Honey Glycerin,
- Mineral Oil,
- Carnauba Wax
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Friday, October 24, 2008
Thursday, October 23, 2008
The other day, I saw a commercial. I was skeptical of the message, until I saw another ad. Then, a third, which showcased an attractive young couple picnicking. The chick offers her dude a popsicle laced with High Fructose Corn Syrup. He resists, but finally gives in. He loves it. And I am not usually influenced by advertising, but this one ad really got me craving HFCS. So delicious and misunderstood. Can't we all relate to that?
Anybody else catch these commercials from the Corn Refiners Association? Anyone else got a craving?
Friday, October 17, 2008
Thursday, October 16, 2008
I've had a tab in my browser open to this Archinect Page for probably almost a month. I just really dig this house so I have to share. It's in Germany so um...maybe if McCain gets elected it will be in our new neighborhood. The architectural firm is J. MAYER H.
Friday, October 10, 2008
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Watch Colbert talk to the inventor about it or read more on Wired.
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
“The Republicans, the Democrat party, even the independents. She’ll reform all of Washington.”
“By doing what she did in Alaska.”
“First of all, earmark spending, which she vetoed a half a billion dollars worth in the state of Alaska.”
But she also put earmarks in, Ms. Walters noted.
“Not as governor she didn’t,” Mr. McCain said.
But as governor, she did. As the Anchorage Daily News, among others, has reported, in Ms. Palin’s first year as governor, she requested 52 earmarks valued at $256 million, and this year, her office asked the Alaska delegation in Washington to help land 31 earmarks valued at $197 million. Also, Citizens Against Government Waste ranks Alaska as having received the “most pork per capita” of all states this year.
Check out Lie Count
I debated weather or not I wanted to share this weirdness. People posing for pictures with their pets and wearing their pets fur. What the eff? We had a big hairy Newfoundland Retriever and this thought never once crossed my mind. I just realized that I'm against any kind of fur, even if it is humanely gathered from your living room floor and made into an ugly sweater. Imagine how bad they would smell if they got caught in the rain. You can look at more of them here at the original post. These are part of a series of photos by Erwan Fichou.
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Monday, October 6, 2008
Friday, October 3, 2008
Sandy: i want to know where is this coming from. Was "joe six pack" an expression before now?
me: he wouldn't beat his kids
Sandy: like i have never heard that in my life
kerry: yeah i've heard it
Sandy: i know, it sound NEGATIVE to me. joe has a drinking problem. joe burned his dinner and got high. is he friends with Joe Camel?
kerry: and John Q. Public
kerry: I'M SO COLD I NEED TO START A HOBO CAN FIRE
Sandy: do you have heat in your home
kerry: cat is dragging her butt. yes but we're trying to not turn it on yet. iz a longggg road ahead. LET'S HEAT UP THAT ECONOMY!!! WOOoo let's heat up my house.
kerry: WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SOCCER GAMES ALREADY
kerry: GRUPE CHATz
me: and this [group chat idea] is why Kerry will be are vice president
Sandy: maren keeps trying to make me say my cats are sexually excited
kerry: !!!! well are they?
Sandy: they are not. is it starting?
kerry: where am i? what station do you guys have on?
me: what channel are you guys watching
me: I like the higher res format of CNN
Sandy: also kerry you should know i accidentally got high from burned pan. i burned a pan on the stove.
me: but I hate their factoids
kerry: oh my gosh. "high" or brain damaged?
Sandy: BRAIN DAMAGED. JINX. DOUBLE JINX
kerry: JINX ALL AROUND
kerry: well basically on msnbc some guys in the crowd behind matthews just rick roll'd us
me: maybe C-span. but they are so drab
kerry: i was like "THOSE GUYS... THEY'RE... THEY'RE RICK ROLLIN US"
Sandy: ahahha what did they do, they had a big radio?
kerry: they held up signs that said..."never gonna give you up" "never gonna let you down"
me: about who?what are they talking about?
Sandy: do you know what a rickroll is?
kerry: are you familiar with the rickroll?
me: no. I live in the mountains.
kerry: consider yourself lucky
(the pundits on CNN just referenced the Giants. I still don't know why)
me: why are they talking about THE GIANTS. this debate just got sexy.
Sandy: now my cnn online is playing kooky music
me: C.M just said "a live hardball." sounds dirty.
kerry: here we goooo. IFILL! IFILL! funky jacket
me: that is an ugly coat. nice color, but cockleshelled
kerry: what if palin came out and just coldcocked her. omg did you hear that
me: can I call you Joe?
kerry: "can i call you joe" WHAT A FRUIT
Sandy: damn it. MINE IS LATE. WHY? HATE THIS
kerry: OH CRAP. WE WILL SPOIL IT ALL.
me: Look at her. You have to admit, Palin's got spunk
Sandy: HAHAH CAN I CALL YOU JOE. THERE NOW
kerry: yeah spunk in her eye. Wait, they haven't met yet?
Sandy: she hasn't met anyone. ever
Thursday, October 2, 2008
I officially reject the Disney Vault. How it toys with our emotions. How it dangles the goods only to jerk them away. I have a right mind not to buy Sleeping Beauty. No matter how fucking badass Malificent is. And she is ever so evil. Dare I say the evilest?
Who is your fav villian, readers? We can start with the disney variety, then move on to action movies, political masterminds, and which of your parents you like least.
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
After the piece is completely set up we will leave it alone, on the street. We expect the piece to slowly dissolve as people take coins, play with them, alter the design. All coins have been painted on the back with a bright blue permanent color.'Less than 20 hours after they were finished, this happened.
Someone called the police because a person was taking some of the coins (which was expected). The police came and swept it up. The most curious thing about all of this: Where did they get those brooms, Hogwarts?