Monday, February 9, 2009

Everyone (friends, neighbors, criminals of Missoula, potential thieves, backfiring cars, animals in bushes, loud startling noises) you've been put on warning.

Big Green has a gun.

There is a good chance we're all in danger. The other day I walked out of the room and when I came back in, she screamed as if I was there to murder her. Easily startled and packing heat is not a good recipe so be on you toes and don't make any sudden motions or loud noises.

5 comments:

  1. He's right. I have a gun. And an itchy finger.

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  2. i won't believe it until i see you wielding these ballers over the bloody, dying body of the home intruder unlucky enough to cross your path.

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  3. I need more information about this.

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  4. I have a very hard time believing this...

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  5. Nitty,

    I find your lack of faith disturbing.

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