Hot Seat

I guess this is like a combination of a normal toilet seat and one of those cereal bowls you had when you were a little kid that would change color. At home all this can do is embarrass your guy friends when they sit down to pee and the person after them tells everyone. They designed it for public toilets though (and the freaks who actually sit on them.) It's basically going to tell you if the seat is still warm with someone else's ass heat and how big their ass was. These are vital factors when you are a completely disgusting sexual deviant who needs another disgusting stranger's butt warmth to go. Until they are installed everywhere I'll stick with manually planting my ass on every stall in the Port Authority bathroom until I find a warm place to let loose.