Thursday, April 17, 2008

Frommers Calls it "an invention that borders on miracle status." We agree.

Do you remember where you were the first time you slept on a Westin Heavenly Bed? Probably at a Westin.

But seriously, this is not just a bed. It is 10 layers of unimaginable comfort, what the Westin store calls a true "bed experience."

For around $3,000 you can...

"experience the Heavenly® Bed in all its extraordinary glory with a custom-designed 13" pillow top mattress with 8 3/4" box spring , five pillows; two feather and down pillows, two hypo-allergenic pillows and one boudoir pillow and cover , duvet cover with an overstuffed polyester insert, down blanket, bed skirt, top sheet, middle sheet, bottom sheet and pillow cases."

The result is a pleasure monster. It's heavy. The linens, though breathable, way down on you like a dead body (only nicer). It is plush, yet firm, and I haven't even mentioned the pillows--they're fucking BOUDOIR! I have no idea what that is, but I want it on me.

Oh and even Dick Branson loves it.


  1. I'm asking for a heavenly bed for my law school graduation. I've been planning this since August 2005.

  2. I think you may be underestimating just how good the weight of a dead body feels on you

  3. How did I know Branson would be involved?