Too Much Teeth

Sorry for the lack of posts, readers. I got stuff on my mind. Which reminds me…

Conventional bananas are so much better than organic bananas. There is such a major difference, in my opinion, between the large, firm, yellow pesticide-laden variety, and the small, bruised, chem-free ones.

If I don’t like organic bananas, does it mean I don’t really like bananas? That I just like synthetic banana-tasting fruit, fruit that has been chemically altered to taste like, what I imagine to be, a real banana? When in reality, it seems I don’t really like real bananas.

These are the questions of our age.