Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Letter to the Pope

Dear Pope,

Can you please not come to NYC? You are still days away and already this morning, before I got on the PATH train, a large police officer handed me a bright yellow notice. It said, "The Terror Alert Has Been Raised to Yellow," and not much else. I threw it in a pile on the floor and got on the train. I mean what else was I supposed to do with that information?

Thankfully, I watched Band of Brothers all the way to the World Trade. I didn't die, but instead, my civic pride overflowith.

You will not win, Pope. You cannot kill me in the subway or elsewhere.


  1. I thought we were always at yellow. In fact, I thought the tri-state area was always at ORANGE. just for, you know, fun.

  2. as much fun as it was to see the ol' pope he is totally messing up traffic and being really uncool.