Monday, April 7, 2008

Breaking News

I bought another pair of pants.
Now I have two.

11 comments:

  1. maybe you should try a skirt? That way DD workers won't assume you're a man.. actually you can just be a man in drag.

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  2. oh man jackie is totally taking this to the hole. this is AWESOME.

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  3. Big Green is the embodiment of femininity and grace. These workers must have wonkey eyes to think otherwise. If she were to be seen wearing a glued-on beard and a tuxedo, first thoughts would go to bearded-lady, not gentleman. I challenge anyone who thinks otherwise to a duel.

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  4. And for the record, my boyfriend can relate to this situation. Often we've been at dinner and a waiter will say, "enjoy ladies." Let's set the record straight people...

    Short hair DOES NOT = DUDE
    Long hair DOES NOT = LADY

    My man has a beard for god sake!

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  5. the dootz: you have my back, and so I have yours. If you scratch/crack my back, same rules apply.

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  6. From jayvee at o' 4:something...
    Maybe [dootz' boyfriend] should date [Big Green]? That way each sex will be represented at all times.

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  7. Jayvee, you are clearly one of the wonky-eyed bastards to which I referred above.

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  8. on that note: don't you like the word Wonky? Cause I do.

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  9. It's one of my faves...hence my double usage on this comment thread.

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  10. no. wonky makes me think of paris hilton -- cause bloggers refer to her as wonk-eyed. Can I use paris hilton's name?

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