Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Barbaro to Be Buried at Churchill Downs

It was just announced via the Associated Press that Barbaro, the 2006 Kentucky Derby champion, will be buried at the site of his victory. If you recall, Barbaro died in January 2007. TMT would like to know what his body has been doing for the last year. We have some ideas:

Lost America's Next Top Model.
Was stuffed inside the Rockefeller tree to fill out thinning branches.
Judged Georgia's annual peach cobbler competition (winner could not be determined).
Went to the moon. with Richard Branson.

Seriously, we are suckers as much as the next guy for tales of animal triumph and tragedy, but come ooonn. We have no empathy left for this dead horse and we look down on those who still give a shit.

1 comment:

  1. -Hair donor for the Don's back up wigs.

    -Straight up decomposing.