Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Big Blue Flu lands in Arizona

They've landed, but it looks like our NY Football Giants have the flu. Apparently, their flight was delayed two hours to clean up Aaron Ross' sick. We only want well wishes for the boys who arrived in Arizona looking adorable and unified (all black for all). Like last game, when we sent the care package of warmth that helped the Giants conquer their opponents and the cold in Green Bay, we've boxed up goodies for the Superbowl.

Eli, keep your eyes pealed for a 10 x 12 foot box addressed to Mrs. Honeyfoot (we have to be covert here). Inside you will find 42 boxes of theraflu, Vicks Vapor Rub (with sexy ladies to spread it about), and my Noni's little meatball soup. Drink, rub, and enjoy. Then, once you are all feeling better, dig down to the bottom of the box. In the tightly sealed tupperware, you will find a genuine lion's heart.

Eat it, and victory is yours.

1 comment:

  1. I don't pretend to understand aerodynamics, but I can't believe those little flags don't fly off the front of the plane.