Reelin' In The Years

For some reason this always happens. I'll be driving and listening to music and something bad will come on so I'll start flipping through the channels. I'm a flipper so I don't mind doing this for a while even if i have to just keep flipping until the original bad song is over and something else comes on. Something strange and actually quite scary has been interupting me lately though. Whenever i am flipping and I flip to a station playing Steely Dan, I stop. I completely forget I'm supposed to keep flipping and my mind drifts away. Steely Dan is brainwashing me. Sometimes I do it while Maren is in the car and she says 'Adam, Steely Dan?' In fact this is probably one of the only reasons I am aware of it. When I'm alone I probably listen to the whole song without ever realizing it. If I do wake up in the middle of one of these trances, I have no recollection of how I got there. I'm waiting for the day when I go to some kind of political event and a Steely Dan song comes on and I flip my lid. I hate you Steely Dan. Stop stealing my soul.