Monday, March 10, 2008

After Lunch Crash

One of two things needs to happen for me to wake up and complete my day of work in the professional manner in which I am accustomed.

1) Someone brings me coffee
2) I sit on the toilet and a sewer reptile surfaces and snaps his teeth around my butt causing me to skyrocket and, at the very least, wake the fuck up.

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