Tuesday, March 4, 2008

I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.

TMT Duper Tuesday prediction. Mike Huckabee will sweep both the Republican and Democratic primaries in all 4 states today. He will go on to win the Presidency and conquer the world. Then Jesus will descend from Heaven and deliver all of his true disciples to salvation. All non-believers will burn in hell for eternity (if you're gay, non-christian, or ever had an abortion, that's you). Have a great day.

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