How Is This a Song or How This Song Makes Me Hungry

The Dootz and I were discussing the ridiculousness of the song MacArthur's Park, written by Richard Harris and made famous by Donna Summer. Now TMT does not like Disco as a rule, but this song particularly upsets me for two reasons. #1. People dancing badly to a song lamenting a poor delivery job of a green icing cake. #2. Now I want cake.

You be the judge:

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark

All the sweet, green icing flowing down

Someone left the cake out in the rain

I don't think that I can take it

'Cause it took so long to bake it

And I'll never have that recipe again

Oh, no!